Thursday, February 24, 2011

Friday Funnies

Sometimes a few puns are all it takes to bring a much-needed smile to the job seeker's face.  Enjoy!

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"I've got a picture of the Supreme Court, but it really doesn't do them justice."
- George Carlin

"Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths."
- Edgar Shoaff

"An optimist is one who knows exactly how bad a place the world can be; a pessimist is one who finds out anew every morning."
- Peter Ustinov

"Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem."
- John Galsworthy

"Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the costs really do become prohibitive."
- William F. Buckley

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