Friday Funnies - Revisited

With unemployment still stuck in the double-digits and layoffs increasing, we all can probably use a laugh or two now more than ever. (Remember, we make no promises for the quality of these jokes, only that they should bring a smile or two if for no other reason than because, well, bad humor is still humor, folks...)

Enjoy - and keep those interview stories coming!

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"What's the best way to make $10 million running a winery?  That's easy.  First, start with $100 million."

- Anonymous

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A lawyer dies and - for some reason - goes to heaven.  "There has to be a mistake," he tells St. Peter.  "I'm only fifty-five."  St. Peter checks his book and smiles.  "Not according to the timesheets you submitted..."

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Two friends who love baseball make a promise to one another that the first one to pass on will somehow find a way to let the other know whether there is baseball in heaven.  Sure enough, after many years together, one of them passes away quietly.  A week later, his friend gets a very unusual long-distance call.  "Fred?" the voice says.  "It's Sam.  Listen, I'm up here in heaven, and I've got good news and bad news."

"What's the good news?" his friend asks.

"Turns out there IS baseball in heaven," his friend replies.  "In fact, I'm playing second base right now."

"Great," his buddy says.  "What's the bad news?"

"Well, the roster says you're going to be our starting pitcher next Wednesday..."

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