Friday Funnies

Neither snow nor sleet nor rain nor hail shall stop the determined job seeker (or humor-seeking blogger); and after a crazy week of travels and snow stoppages, it's time to relax and chuckle a bit with some offbeat quotes.  Enjoy!

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"The quality of legislation passed to deal with a problem is inversely proportional to the volume of meda clamor that brought it on."

- G. Ray Funkhouser

"Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't even allow in your own home."

- David Frost

"Too often, the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what to say - and he is reputed to be strong only because he has remained silent."

- Winston Churchill

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of."

- Burt Bacharach

"A committee is defined as a group of the unwilling, chosen by the unfit, to do the unwanted and unnecessary."

- Richard Harkness

"Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

- Franklin P. Jones