Friday Funnies

A common belief holds that hiring stops during the holiday season.  While that may be largely true, it does not mean that the interview process comes to a halt along with it.  (Trust me, I have three scheduled this month; although none of them are likely to be bringing anyone on board before January given the holiday scheduling.)

With so much and nothing happening all at once, it's good to step back and have a laugh or two, so enjoy the funnies for this week. 

Onward & upward!

***

Why is it always called "raw" sewage?  Does anyone actually cook that stuff?

- George Carlin

***

The older I get, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."

  - H.L. Mencken

***

A businessman decided to take a tour around his business and see how things were going.  Visiting the shipping docks, he noticed a young man leaning against a wall doing nothing whatsoever.  

"Son," he said.  "How much are you paid each day?"

"One hundred and fifty dollars," was the young man's reply. 

The boss opened his wallet.  "Here's $150.  Get out of here and don't come back until you can be productive."  The young man took the money and walked away.

A few minutes later, the shipping clerk approached the boss.  "Excuse me, sir," he said.  "Have you seen the UPS man I asked to wait for me here?"

- Anonymous

***

And last but not least, a bit of video humor for that moment we've all probably had at one time or another:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNq3ljtw118